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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:34

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Catatonics & High Colonics

The Architect Behind Drake’s C$100 Million Toronto Mansion Designed This Muskoka ‘Castle’ - Mansion Global

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

What should I do if a girl whom I love asks me to be her friend?

Next, they tried...

Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

How do I know if I am a bitch? I try to be a nice person but people often jokingly call me a bitch. My family calls me a bitch sometimes too.

Then came..

No go.

Nuts and Butts

What do you do when you are struggling to fall asleep?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Thumbs down again.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What does it mean when your husband comments and likes other women on social media? He has private IG and TikTok accounts that I have no access to. He has saved videos and pictures of women on his phone.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

Moderate liberals, if any use leftist Quora, how do you feel about being associated with those who enjoy burning American flags, supporting Hamas, having men competing against women in sports, open borders, green new deal and general wokery?

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Is TikTok a creation of the porn industry? To make porn more normalized and accepted? So the porn industry doesn’t lose customers?

Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Everyone loved it.

Do you think your landlord should have a key to your room?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

No way

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

So they tried

Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...

Is it common for girlfriends to have close male friends who are single and not related to them?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Who's your celebrity crush?

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance