What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:34

So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
What should I do if a girl whom I love asks me to be her friend?
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
No go.
Nuts and Butts
What do you do when you are struggling to fall asleep?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Do you think your landlord should have a key to your room?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
No way
What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?
So they tried
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
Is it common for girlfriends to have close male friends who are single and not related to them?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
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No, not a chance